Hi, I’m Michael Doran and this is My Master Class on master classes. With the ever increasing trend of master classes these days, it’s really hard to know which one to choose. Thats why my master class is a master class in helping you choose the right master class for you. I cut through all the waffle while using waffle to show you how to cut through it. If you sign up today you wont miss this super opportunity which may not be here tomorrow (but probably will), but it will hopefully give you the impression that this is something you need to do. I will use the word ”Free” a lot but once you are in you will realise there is no such thing as a free lunch. I am also running a Master Class on Free Lunches. Which If you sign up with today, as well, gets you a discount. (Lunch not included). Or why not sign up and be a completely Patronised member.
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As soon as I have found enough people willing to work long hours answering phones, with no breaks (that includes toilet) and for below the minimum hourly rate with no contract, I will let you know.
We are an ethical company.
I have been overwhelmed by the response and it may take some time to process the only 2 applications.
However unfortunately I am having to postpone the Master Class as it has come to my attention that on the specified dates I am already booked to attend a workshop on how to cope with double booking.
As a compensatory gesture I have put both of you, free of charge, at the top of my 5 year waiting list.
All members are assessed for gullibility and once they have handed over ridiculous sums of money you get your certificate, Master Super Platinum Status card, pen and key fob.
And if you hurry we will throw in a free mug.